Mama kitten teaches her baby how to jump
WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME SO HAPPY EVERYTIME I SEE IT
The dolphin brought her phone back
Dolphins are too good for this world 😭😭
awww baby 🐬
“it’s never gonna work again but thanks” lmfo
When my dad was a teenager, he accidentally started working for a restaurant that was a front for the local mafia. He flipped burgers for a semester and then, when he wanted to leave, one of the members pulled a gun on him and said he couldn’t.
“Oh, fuck off,” said the guy’s superior. “Really, man? He just flips burgers, and he’s not even good at it. Let him go, dumbass.”and that was my dad’s brush with organized crime
young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care
is this my about me page ?
